Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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