Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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