Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I need you to use more vowels.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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