Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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