I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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