I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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