Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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I think a kid would responsible me up
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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