Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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