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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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(813): View more from Florida

So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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(706): View more from Georgia

having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!

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