Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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