Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick

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(702): View more from Nevada

just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?

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(516): View more from New York

Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?

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(678): View more from Georgia

I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.

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(347): View more from New York

drinking out of a sandbucket again

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(240): View more from Maryland

He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a black eye again and dont know why again

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