Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

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(317): View more from Indiana

im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(916): View more from California

She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad

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(443): View more from Maryland

My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden

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(760): View more from California

You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..

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(240): View more from Maryland

she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.

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(425): View more from Washington

It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.

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