NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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