i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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