i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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