I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.