I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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