your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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