Your tits are I can't wait for
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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