The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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