Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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