Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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