Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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