I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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