Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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