Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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