I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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