we're blogging at a bar
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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