I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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