At least make sure they are 18
Why
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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