Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
well you can't waste a boner
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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