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i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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