At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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