Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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