He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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