This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why are your pants in the freezer?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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