ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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