Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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