I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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