No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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