I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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