I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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