Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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