matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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