I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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