Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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