did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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