You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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