I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.