Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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