Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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