Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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