i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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