The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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