Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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