Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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