But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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