He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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ttyl tear gas
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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