You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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