I'm really into asian looking animals
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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