He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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