So drunk, too bad you don't want this
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Randomize
