How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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