can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You can't special order awesome
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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