If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont even know how to be here
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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